At first glance, this masturbation machine seems a little awkward, like a glider with a dildo popping out.

“How does this work?” I asked Dan (the machine’s designer).

“Just sit on it,” he and his hot wife replied. So, at our interview show with the grandmother of masturbation, Betty Dodson, I slipped off my lacy black tanga, and had a seat on this unique masturbation invention. I planted my heels firmly on the floor, spread my lips, and slowly inserted the life-like dildo inside of me while pivoting my hips forward and ass back. So far so good. Next I grabbed the handle and pushed down while that fleshy piece of faux man meat pushed high up inside me reaching and massaging my g-spot.

Then and there, the Monkey Rocker^™ became my new and favorite lover.

Durable, comfortable, lightweight (only 25 lbs.), compact, silent, safe (no electricity required), portable, fun, and all around pleasurable, the Monkey Rocker^™ is an amazing add to your adult toy collection. It truly raises the bar for interactive adult play for singles, couples, vaginas, anuses, women, and men (yes, I said men... think P-spot, boys). And the amenities don’t stop there! The Monkey Rocker^™ is totally customizable. Cushions are available in black, red, or grey. Every shipment includes a removable Vac-U-Lock^® plug to attach any Vac-U-Lock^® dildo and a selection of o-rings for a simple and strong way of fastening almost any flare based dildo. You can start with the standard model, or upgrade your handles and hardware for a great value.

There’s no wrong way to use the Monkey Rocker^™. Hop on it's saddle, use it's handle, your legs, or both, and ride into kinky town. You control the motion, thrust, depth of penetration, speed, position, and ultimately…the orgasm!

Reviewed by

Your American Julie

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